Adventures in LA traffic
Mar. 16th, 2026 12:17 amI wanted to put my feet in the ocean this trip, since two years ago I had failed due to weather. Somebody said there was a nice restaurant on the beach that had its own parking lot (parking is always an issue) and we could go there. 6 people wanted to go, so we split into 2 cars, with one other person was assigned to my car to help navigate. The other car got going a few minutes before the two of us got going. The other person didn't really know where she was going, and was just using Google, which was fine, until it ran us into a traffic jam that seems to be being solved by the cars ahead of us making three-point turns and coming back the way from which they had come. When we got to the head of the line, we discovered that there were barricades across the road, so we made a three-pointer etc.
We called the other car, they had successfully arrived at the restaurant, and were giving us various advice about which roads to try, and we tried one and then we tried another and then we discovered there was another thing that was blocked off and then we went really far east so that we could get around it, and then we were on the south side and that should work, but it didn't, and there were cops everywhere and it was just a mess. Turned out it was a St. Patrick's Day parade. Nevermind that it was really pi day. Anyway, at some point the two of us realized that we weren't getting there in time to have lunch and get back to the dance, so we bailed and went somewhere else that was quick. Bummer. Sunday, there was not a St. Patrick's Day parade, and the two of us and one of the people in the rest of the group who actually liked this place a lot so happy to go again did succeed in going, so I got the beach view experience at this restaurant. And I got my feet wet.
But, since I didn't know that that was going to work out, on Saturday evening I said to some people "I want to go to the beach this evening after dinner" and a couple of them said "sure that sounds like fun let's do that". So we had dinner and we headed towards LAX because there's a giant parking lot on the beach very close to the airport. We dodged some airport traffic successfully and were heading towards the beach when we discovered a road closure with a lot of police activity. Didn't seem like a time for a parade. So we tried to dodge the closed road, and we discovered a giant amount of traffic. There's a lot of hills right near the ocean in some places, so we were able to see down to the actual beach from the road we were on, and there was this enormous crowd and a lot of lights and more police cars which seemed more like security as they didn't have their lights going, and a ton of traffic where we were, apparently trying to find parking and/or get down to the beach area with the crowd, and we were like "we don't really want to be here; we don't know what this crowd is all about, but we just want to walk on the beach", so another three-pointer. After about 15 minutes we got away from the horribleness and found a place where there was a beach, with less parking but we were able to park legally, and I got to get my feet wet on Saturday evening as well as Sunday afternoon. It was extremely foggy, so that contributed to the delay, because you couldn't really go fast even if it wasn't heavy traffic. Fortunately it's not like I had anything else to do that evening.
Here's hoping that traffic is not insane tomorrow morning when I am driving to LAX. There could be some excitement returning the rental car, because they have just opened, and I mean just, it was the first day when I rented my car on Friday, a new consolidated rental car center for the airport. I hope there are signs. I did see some signs when we were returning from the beach, though I'm not planning to go that route, so hopefully it will in fact work out.

After a roller coaster of an awards season, the Oscars are off to a heartwarming and historical start. Cassandra Kulukundis won the first ever Academy Award for casting Once Battle After Another after an incredibly sweet tribute to the nominees and the job itself!
Instead of having one person present the award, members from each of the nominated films took to the stage to give a personal tribute to their respective casting director. This was a smart move for the broadcast. Granted, I’m still not sure everyone watching the Oscars knows what “sound mixing” means, but this is a brand new category! Tell the people what casting is all about. They should take a moment to introduce us to these amazing people and the work they do to make the films we love. All of the nominees were absolutely glowing and clearly so happy to finally be recognized.
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Mar. 15th, 2026 10:26 pm- Brushed hair
- Braided hair
- Ate Breakfast, also caught up on comics and even read a bit of Dreamwidth finally (I miss y'all, it's another symptom of the same Problem that is my brain right now.)
- Unloaded dishwasher, reloaded dishwasher
- Brought the load of laundry that's been in the dryer for three days upstairs finally (thanks Rey for basketing it, sorry to have left it)
- Brought a bunch of laundry downstairs, started it (load two is just in the washer now, and load one in the dryer)
- Switched my stuffies from their hamper into a steralite bin, eventually this will turn into like...one of those ottomans that opens up and you can store blankets (or stuffed animals) in but then it has a surface instead of being an amorphous blob sticking out of the top of a hamper, bonus, was able to use the hamper for my spare quilts/heavy blankets, double bonus, went through the stuffies a little and have some I can maybe give away.
- Folded most of the laundry from that old load, while putting it away, successfully went through underwear drawer and pulled out the "good enough to keep but I'm not going to wear it regularly" stuff to put in the "save for Pinewoods" box
(At Pinewoods I would like to have approximately three pairs of underwear a day. If I do something absolutely batshit crazy this year, that will change, but I want to have the option to be able to wear clean underwear always.) - Also socks, pulled out a handful of pairs I don't like so I stop wearing them by accident and being all :/ about it, also pulled out all the pairs that I know have big holes (they're currently due for the trash, but I may put some into my scraps bag instead)
- Got stuck in a serious yak shaving rabbit hole but I think I have finally managed to put the additional music I wanted onto my phone, and also I have taken off last year's photos, which is important because now my phone should run smoother? Anyways, that took forever but now I can listen to music while I do additional chores? Seems fake. I'm into it!
- I also reset the "accessories" boxen, which technically go with socks --long stockings, tights, kilt hose and accessories, suspenders and belts, scarves/pashminas. It's been a while, so that was good.
- I'm now sitting down to eat lunch. Laundry load two is on my bed upstairs to put away, load three is in the dryer, four in the washer. (I'm aiming for like...six? It wouldn't be so high, but a) I have been slipping on the "own more than one set of sheets so that you don't get trapped with an unmade bed by having all your sheets dirty at once" and so I need to catch up there *and* there's been some sort of funky smell in my t-shirts boxen for a couple months and I'm not sure what's up with that, but I think step one is probably just wash _all_ my t-shirts.
On the plus side, that latter problem doesn't seem to be anywhere in my dresser except my shirts, so that's a good sign? I guess? I mean, mostly it just means there's probably not, like, a dead mouse behind my dresser or something (a thing I would not be able to rationally deal with)).
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I wrote all of the above earlier. I've since finished all the laundry --it appears that the shirts no longer smell, so success-- and gone to demo team and hung out with Maia some, so all of that is quite good.
I couldn't maintain GOGOGO the entire day, but also like, I shouldn't have to? I shouldn't in general? It is important to do mindless fuckoff stuff as well as Srs Useful Stuff? Yeah.
I hope you are well. <3
~Sor
MOOP!
Incremental Progress
Mar. 15th, 2026 09:34 pm
the second generation Moray units smelled like a Red Lobster dumpster
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Mar. 15th, 2026 08:30 pm
Dressing up for a day with the girls is a fun experience. The ritual boosts self-confidence while taking a break from the mundanity of daily life to enjoy yourself. Essentially, you’re dressing your best for yourself. Instead, the clothing Florida-based woman and her friends decided to wear got them sent out moment they stepped into Casa Neos.
The Outfits That Denied Entry
In an eight second clip, TikTok creator Anaya (@ms.wrldwide) stands in front of a mirror, donning a long, strapless leopard print dress to over 209,000 views. As she pans the camera over, she unveils her friends’ ensembles. On the left, one friend is wearing a polka dot pant suit and the other a short, low cut tight fitted dress. When she moves over to the right, another friend has on a long, geometric patterned form fitting dress. Nothing appears out of the ordinary. But it is for the establishment they are at.
and now for something completely different
Mar. 15th, 2026 05:01 pmSo I've been watching bits and pieces of that, as well as all of The Royal Ballet's Cinderella. I therefore offer you some fully random observations, from someone who never got into any kind of dance as a kid, and therefore knows baaaaaasically nothing about the topic. (I have been to several ballets in person, The Nutcracker of course, and the Winnipeg Ballet's Svengali..)
- I like classical ballet (I'm not really watching modern) because it's quite ridiculous, and unconnected to anything that has ever happened on the face of the Earth.
- I have learned that there's dialogue! Classical ballet has a kind of sign language, done through gestures, so that the dancers can explain plot points such as "We make evil men dance until they die!" and "This lake is made of my mother's tears!"
- There does not seem to be much point to the male principal dancers. They have thighs like birch trees, which allows them to leap impressively high in the air, but they don't spin around on nothing but their big toe, which makes them less interesting to watch. Their main purposes seems to be to move the plot along, and act as a "Ballerina holder upper."
- Maybe it's just because I'm not good enough at reading the mime, but the romantic dances are... not very romantic. They mostly seem to be the ballerina holder upper holding up the ballerina while she spins around on her big toe.
- I don't know if there's non-transphobic/misogynistic way to do the comedy roles where male dancers play female characters, but Cinderella sure didn't manage it.
- The plot of Giselle is really interesting (boy meets girl, girl dies when she finds out that boy has, girl joins chorus of vengeful ghosts, vengeful ghosts attempt to kill boy, girl saves boy), and I wonder if there have been modern retellings like there have of other old fairytales.
- I'm pretty sure the human body is not designed to do any of that.
Which is all I have for now.

Air travel usually comes with a standard level of cabin anxiety. But for TikTok creator Macy Kuhn (@macykuhn_), a routine flight almost left her paralyzed. And she’s not even a new traveler.
Macy explains that as her plane descended through severe straight-line winds, she experienced a physical reaction so intense it almost froze her. So much so, that she was unable to move her limbs.
‘Stop the insanity:’ Marjorie Taylor Greene pleads with Trump administration to stop the war
Mar. 15th, 2026 08:48 pm
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who used to defend President Donald Trump at every turn, is calling on her former MAGA allies to stop the war in Iran. She went on an interview with CNN’s Kaitlan Collins to speak against the war.
“I’m a strong supporter of our military and the great men and women who serve,” she said of the thirteen servicemembers who died because of Operation Epic Fury.
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard
Mar. 15th, 2026 04:27 pm
Returning home after a long trip usually calls for a comfort meal. Boston-based TikTok creator Samantha Taormina (@samanthataormina) had a weakness for chicken cutty. But when she ordered, the cutlets nearly became her final order.
In a storytime on March 13, Samantha detailed a terrifying incident at her best friend Mikayla’s house. A piece of buffalo chicken cutty transformed her casual meal into a medical emergency. Surprisingly, her friend had already predicted it hours ago.
‘The Epstein Files!’ SNL points to the strangest cause of the gas price spikes
Mar. 15th, 2026 08:43 pm
The latest Saturday Night Live skit happened at the most expensive place on earth—the gas station. With the soaring gas prices, the show could only point to one culprit. And no, it’s not the war in Iran.
The cold open started with a family of four on their way to a grandmother’s house. When the father told them that he would have to refill the gas tank to full, the mother freaked out. “Fill up? Not all the way though, right?” she lamented. “We have to!” The father insisted, even if the cost is a whopping $5 per gallon.
Elon Musk Has Linked Birth Control to Not Finding Henry Cavill Attractive
Mar. 15th, 2026 08:14 pm
One conservative pundit thinks birth control breaks people’s sexuality, and Elon Musk apparently agrees. Responding to a X post by Evie Magazine about women’s sexual preferences, Turning Point USA alum Lauren Chen wrote “thinking Timothee Chalamet is more attractive than Henry Caville is what happens when you’ve been on birth control for 10 years.” After Elon Musk reposted her quote with a bullseye emoji, the internet decided to use him for target practice.
“Now Elon’s judging people by their looks,” responded one user, accompanied by a pre-hair plug picture of the Space X CEO. Another sarcastically took Musk’s statement for a coming out moment, writing, “so you agree you’re attracted to men?” One user took issue with the whole debate entirely, saying, “And this is what happens when culture wars take over an entire political party. Instead of solving real problems, they’re arguing about which actor women are allowed to find attractive.”
The New Cast of ‘Hadestown’ Is Causing a Stir. Especially Hades’ Domestic Violence Arrest
Mar. 15th, 2026 08:00 pm
The new cast of Hadestown has been announced, and the internet is not pleased. In a post on X, the official Hadestown account uploaded a video showing a handful of actors from the production, one of whom is former CSI star Gay Douden, who was arrested for felony battery in November 2011. The caption for the post was “give him just a chance,” a lyric from the Fleetwood Mac song “Silver Springs” that accompanied the video.
Users in the comment section believe the post to be in extremely poor taste. In response to the post, one X user commented “no, I don’t think I will.” Another user wrote “‘give him a chance’ he broke a womans nose.” Douden avoided serving jail time for allegedly attacking his partner, and pled “no contest” to his felony charge. He was sentenced to five years of formal probation and was ordered to complete 52 weeks of domestic violence counseling. While serving his probation, he was legally forbidden to see his now ex-girlfriend.

A woman went on a date with an older man from another country. Then, when she got home and let him know she was safe, he slipped and told her that he had slipped “melatonin pills” into her pills that night.
TikToker Dudewateryoutalkingabout (@pinkunicorn[expletive]) posted a concerning exchange with an older man she went out with. After their date, he ended up rambling to her and admitting that he “slipped her” something during the night.
’Drag’: A Hilarious, Unexpectedly Unhinged Ride Where You Need to Go in Blind [SXSW Review]
Mar. 15th, 2026 07:51 pm
When you think of horror film premises, your first thought usually involves some sort of outside force acting on the main characters. Sometimes that’s in the form of a supernatural entity, or any sort of killer. But with Drag, the feature debut of director/screenwriters Raviv Ullman and Greg Yagolnitzer, that initial driving factor is more mundane than that, which, in turn, ups the fear factor.
Drag opens up on two sisters, played by Lizzy Caplan and Lucy DeVito, who are staking out a house to rob it. Seems simple, right? That’s what they think, too. And it seems like it does, as Caplan (who is listed as simply “Fuckup”) leaves DeVito (who is listed as “Sister”) to wait in the car. But when a pained, panicked call on the walkie comes through to DeVito, it seems like something has indeed gone very wrong. Once she gets into the house, she finds her sister slumped in the master bathroom’s spacious tub, her back thrown out and unable to move.

While eating out has become common with how busy people’s lives are, we sometimes forget how much trust we’re putting in strangers to make sure what we’re served is hygienic.
One Cupertino woman was reminded of this fact while eating at a BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse in Cupertino, California.
‘Help I screwed up’: Donald Trump Begs for Allies to Help Open the Strait of Hormuz
Mar. 15th, 2026 05:20 pm
President Donald Trump called for the allies of the United States to come to Operation Epic Fury’s aid. Although Trump expects allies to participate, he maintains the opinion that the United States has won over Iran.
Trump wrote on social media, “The United States of America has beaten and completely decimated Iran, both Militarily, Economically, and in every other way, but the Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage.”
Language Policy at the Chinese National People’s Congress (NPC)
Mar. 15th, 2026 05:25 pmChina to Enshrine Xi-Era Ethnic Policy in New Law
by Chenghao Wei, NPC Observer (3/5/26)
The following is the introductory paragraph to the prospectus for the NPC's proceedings next week:
Next week, China’s National People’s Congress (NPC) is expected to adopt a Law on Promoting Ethnic Unity and Progress (Law) [民族团结进步促进法]—designed to codify General Secretary Xi Jinping’s new orthodoxy for governing China’s ethnic minorities. That doctrine, known as the “Important Thinking on Improving and Strengthening Ethnic Work,” reflects the “Second-Generation Ethnic Policies” promoted by several prominent scholars. In a nutshell, this new “assimilationist” approach aims “not just to strengthen citizens’ sense of belonging to a larger, unified Chinese nation under the Party but also to mute expression of other—in the Party’s view, competing—identities.”
Chapter II is where the plan focuses on language policy:
Chapter II (Building a Shared Spiritual Home)lays the ideological foundation for the assimilation project. It affirms the policy of fostering identification with “the great motherland, the Chinese nation, Chinese culture, the Communist Party of China, and socialism with Chinese characteristics” through patriotic education, education in official historical narratives, publicity of “the fine Zhonghua traditional culture,” and promotion of “Chinese cultural symbols and image of the Chinese nation” (arts. 11–14).
This Chapter then affords language and education particular attention. It incorporates the relevant rules of the newly revised Law on the Standard Spoken and Written Chinese Language [国家通用语言文字法], but often goes beyond them. For instance, it codifies the goal of having preschoolers become proficient in Putonghua and requires that Chinese characters be displayed more prominently than minority scripts if both must be used in public (art. 15, paras. 2, 4). It also tasks the education and ethnic affairs ministries with developing textbooks on “the community of the Chinese nation,” while requiring all schools to integrate that concept into their curricula (art. 16, paras. 1–2; art. 18, para. 1). This Chapter does vow to support the standardization, digitization, and preservation of minority texts (art. 15, para. 5), but the goal of such investment is to “protect languages from being completely forgotten rather than protecting their ongoing, everyday use by living people.”
Finally, this Chapter broadly requires media, internet service providers, families, among others, to promote the Party’s ethnic policy (arts. 19–21). Parents are reminded of their duty to provide lawful family education and are prohibited from “instilling in minors ideas detrimental to ethnic unity and progress” (art. 20, para. 2).
There's not much ambiguity about where they're headed with regard to language.
Selected readings
- "NPC Delegate Proposes To End Foreign Language Translation" (5/31/20) — that was six years ago; it didn't happen
- "Badge of honor: Language Log is blocked in China" (12/26/19) — with an account of other major banned websites: Wikipedia (all languages), The Guardian, Al Jazeera, Hackernews, Imgur, Google, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and many other invaluable websites were already off-limits to Chinese citizens for years. The internet in China is severely decimated by the CCP government.
- "The Arithmetic of Party-Speak: The 19th National Congress of the Chinese Communist Party is just around the corner — and that means the machine of political discourse is humming away at high speed" (8/28/17).
- "The mind-numbing official-speak of the CCP" (8/29/17
[Thanks to June Teufel Dreyer]
