Peter Sagal in rare form

Arthur & I stood staring at the radio, mouths hanging open in admiration.

"Dire reports on climate change are the new Facebook baby pictures.  They keep coming, and we keep scrolling past them.
First you may remember, the UN published a report.
Now  the White House says global warming is already affecting the United States.  Heat waves, droughts are getting worse.
Everybody needs to get together and do something.
But it won't work.  This is America.
This is the country that invented keyless entry so we wouldn't have expend the effort to turn keys.
This is the country that gives everybody guns so we don't have to get up and walk across the room and stab somebody.
This is not an energetic nation. "


Also news-related, but not from "Wait Wait" - now that Michael Sam has become part of the NFL, I can name four professional American Football players - MS, Tom Brady, and the Manning brothers (Eli and Peyton).